Oh, I am SO glad my husband hasn't figured out this whole blogging thing... actually, he hasn't got a clue about the Internet OR computers. Mwuahahah! Now I can safely state the obvious answer to the above question without his knowledge:
Actually, I realize I haven't been all that discreet so he may in fact have an inkling of my secret crush ... I mean, really, other than playing Pirates multiple times over on DVD, trying to watch any Depp movie that may come on television, or nearly killing myself running to the TV when I hear his name mentioned.... well, he MAY in fact not be too surprised at my answer.
I mean the man has so many great stories to tell...(Mr. Depp silly, not my husband) I think it would make for one amazing album.
But that's not what's important. No, no, no.
The important thing is that I would actually get to meet him (again, Mr. Depp, NOT my husband).
Now THAT'S what's important here.
Gad, now I have to hone my skills to Supreme-Master Scrapbooker® and somehow get the word out to France of my availability for hire.